1st Timer Comix Udder Madness Guide

✨ A rogue milking machine on the fritz ✨ Cows with attitude (and secret agendas) ✨ Panels so fresh, you’ll forget this is a “1st timer” book

| Character | Species | Personality | Catchphrase | |-----------|---------|-------------|--------------| | | Holstein cow | Rage-fueled, tactical genius | “Moo-ve or die.” | | Clipper the Cloven | Goat | Anarchist, explosives expert | “That’s gonna leave a mark.” | | Penelope “The Pail” | Sheep | Quartermaster, cynical | “Bah-ram you.” (a Logan’s Run reference) | | Farmer Jed (reanimated) | Human corpse | Tragicomic, confused | “I used to milk you…” | 1st Timer Comix Udder Madness