“Only the true woodman may awaken the Marký Slovák.”
Marky Slovak is famously analog. He has no email. He has a PO Box and a landline. To commission a casting, you must: woodman casting marky slovak
Collectors pay a premium for this. A standard Woodman bust might go for $150. A authentic self-casting? Expect $600-$1,200 depending on the expression (the "Raging Woodman" variant is the most sought-after). “Only the true woodman may awaken the Marký Slovák